ashstfu:

can’t spell disconnecting from reality without disco. let’s dance

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teaboot:

Old man insults are wild. “Slut”, “Whore”, “Dumb Bitch”….. Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord

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shrugs-are-shrinky:

i’m a simple person; anything happens, i cry

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